March 2012
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Research papers are really so dumb unless you did your own original ass research. Like you just end up compiling what four or five other people said for your teacher to read.
I’d prefer to just print the damn articles and bring them to her like “here is what you wanted, just in four different papers without my clumsy words messing up their wonderfully structured sentences.”
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It’s funny, the Republicans are always like “Less government in our lives!!!” but then they turn around and say “Except in the lives of women, especially when it comes to their reproductive rights. Hey government, I know I told you to go away, and I’m sorry. So I’d like to send you to the women. See their vaginas? Yeah, go ahead and get riiight on in there....
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So since I now have no plans
I’m going to go pretend to work on my two seven page papers, because I’ll probably just end up refreshing my procrastination skills.
But I’m closing this tab. To encourage said “paper writing”.
brokenaccidentalstars:
I can’t believe I chose the mountains every time you chose the sea…
annoyed
Did I just not explain to you Saturday night that I look forward to Wednesdays and Saturdays as our days to hang out? And again, same as last week, no Wednesday tv night. So besides being annoyed, we’re two weeks behind on all the shows and that’s going to be so much to sit through in one night. Ugh. I just. I don’t know.
I bet any money he’ll be up until 2am anyway...
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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Hi, Tumblr. This is a thank you.
fishingboatproceeds:
I just found out that The Fault in Our Stars will be #1 on the New York Times bestseller list for the SEVENTH consecutive week.
This is ridiculously wonderful news, and I could never have imagined my book would have this kind of life (particularly given that none of my previous books has been anywhere on the bestseller list for even half this long).
I just want to say...
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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February 2012
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via preeeesh)
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Is it funny, or disgusting and sad that one teacher made me dislike the subject I liked the most and wanted to go to grad school for?
I hate her. I hate this class. I hate this subject.
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Those times.
for-you-whoever-you-may-be:
Yeah, we’ve all had them. Those times where you sit around and think about everything. Those times you sit around and think about him. Your parents. Your ‘what if’s, your wishes, your dreams that didn’t come true. Those times are sometimes the best, sometimes the worst. But we don’t care. Those times are what keep us on our feet, are what keep us smiling, living,...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via fallaround)
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Dancing tonight
was so good. I can’t even tell you guys. Well I mean I’m going to, but it was like a million times better than I can explain lol.
We did Rumba tonight, and besides the fact that I’m partially retarded when it comes to moving my hips, it was awesome! We laughed a lot and Matt is way better at moving his hips than I am (of course) and it was just funny and great. I totalllly have...
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“Will you look at me
and with all your heart tell me
it will be alright?”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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How do you fix the person that fixes you?
My poor Tony :’[
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